Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Three out of four people make up 75% of the world’s population.
How do you tell when you’ve run out of invisible ink?
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left before we met.
Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggie” till you can find a rock.
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
What happens if you scare someone half to death twice?