One liners from the Protea Hotel

The drink coasters at the Protea Hotel in Sea Point, South Africa, a suburb of Cape Town weren't your run-of-the-mill ads for the hotel or some libation. Instead, they brought a smile.

Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Three out of four people make up 75% of the world’s population.

How do you tell when you’ve run out of invisible ink?

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left before we met.

Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggie” till you can find a rock.

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

What happens if you scare someone half to death twice?